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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:46 pm Post subject: Four best friends |
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qrst278
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:20 pm Post subject: but honey I do not have a headache |
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Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
Man: "But God, why you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love you!"
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!"
He replied, "Thank God!"
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